1. There are women in the world who'll take advantage of your vulnerable
position and bleed you dry of every last penny if she can, and if you
have no money, she'll rob you of your favourite Harley Davidson shirt
- Don't laugh, I really have seen this one happen ;-) Except it wasn't
a Harley Davison shirt, it was a Pantera shirt!
2. Because when you do, you will feel confident and powerful, and
unstoppable just like Heman and Batman and Spiderman. Look at all the
beautiful women they attract? Ok, so Heman got Shera, but maybe he likes
a woman with matching bulging biceps! Spiderman got Kirsten Dunst and
Batman the luckiest of them all with a string of pretty ladies, Michelle
Pfeiffer, Nicole Kidman, Elle McPherson and Kim Basinger!
3. OK maybe I'm clutching at straws here, but if you don't conquer your
battle of nerves around women, you will come down with a severe case of
halitosis which will force you to wear a face mask, even in the presence
of your pet echidna! |
